i'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school, i get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves. i even wrote a stupid song because i like you. i don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap, i like the fact that you don't give a shit about that, you're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date cause real girls eat cake. to me you're prettier than adriana lima, the way you work it when you're looking in the mirror. when you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake cause real girls eat cake.